What I think about Miley Cyrus …

This is going to be a rather short entry because I don’t want this Miley Cyrus / Robin Thicke / ugly-giant-teddy-bears thing (I refuse to call it “entertainment” or even a “performance”) to take up any more of my hallowed internet and brain space. Nearly everyone and his / her Lola Mely and Kuya Jojo had something to say about it anyways, and whatever I would like to say about the subject has already been said.

Anyhoo, it’s a pity Freddie’s not around anymore.  Imagine if there was a great big rift and 360-loop in the time-space continuum, and they performed “I Want to Break Free” at the VMAs.

Freddie Mercury in drag - way, way prettier amd classier than the ballyhooed Miss Cyrus ...

Freddie Mercury in drag – way, way prettier and a lot classier than the ballyhooed Miss Cyrus …

Let me show you how to do this twerking thing properly, darling …

Twerk, twerk, swoosh, swoosh – at the count of 5, hold and release …

And that’s how you give a smashing performance and a sparkling, dust-free stage, darlings! 😉



3 responses

  1. Dearest Elfin One
    Gosh. One has no idea of the storm to which you’re referring, but am always happy to see dear Freddie celebrated… that was what a real star looked like!
    Yours ever
    The Perfumed Dandy

  2. Hello Sir Dandy,

    It was a televised display of hideousness that certainly generated all the publicity and attention the desperate Miss Cyrus craved, so I will say no more about it.

    And I agree – Freddie is a true star and icon that these aspiring youngsters would do well to emulate …

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